Rudyard Kipling -- Illustration from  Just So Stories*

Kipling ~

from The Elephant's Child

I Keep six honest serving-men;

Their names are What and Where and When

I send them over land and sea,

But after they have worked for me,

I let them rest from nine till five.

As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,

But different folk have different views:

She keeps ten million serving-men,

She sends ‘em abroad on her own affairs,

One million Hows, two million Wheres,